June 2012
17 posts
On Rebecca Black
me: i hope she writes a song about turning 16
me: yesterday was fifteen fifteen
me: today it is sixteen sixteen
me: next year is seventeen and eighteen comes afterwuuurds
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Eating lunch at the Aventura Costco
The BF: So hey, behind you is an elderly Asian couple. You say there are no Asians here and see, there you are, totally wrong.
Ernie: *Eating hot dog, still checking iPhone* Huh.
The BF: And not to play the stereotype card, but I'll give you one guess as to what they're buying.
Ernie: Big bags of rice?
The BF: Check for yourself.
Ernie: *Discreetly turns around and stares into the crowd* Those are giant decorative pillows.
The BF: ...
Ernie: You can tell because of the purple flowers on them.
The BF: Don't judge me.
Highfalutin
Phuong: what do you think it means to "highfalute"?
Jenbo: to give someone a blowjob while on bath salts. right?
Phuong: i think i love you.
