"you are THE WORST."
- me: did you know helen keller had a swing in her backyard?
- Jennifer: are you going to tell me "neither did she" when i say no?
- me: why are you ruining my joke?
- Jennifer: BECAUSE IT'S WHAT I DO.
- Me: also, i'm drinking a mimosa.
- Diana: mmmm! i love mimosas!!!!
- Diana: are you eating breakfast foods with it?
- Me: does vodka count?