September 2011
20 posts
Rough Estimate
Mark: the overall process takes several hours
Phuong: how long would you say? rough estimate
Mark: few+ hours
Potato Chips
Phuong: i think the big bag may be a mistake now.
Phuong: because i'm going to eat the whole thing.
Brian: hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Brian: whoa.
Brian: my keyboard just freaked out.
Phuong: hahahahaha
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@phuongmai
Uncle: butterface, do you know anyone who can make me a cheesy fucking bracelet like the one in your picture? i need white beads with ONE flower. I'm going as ----- for Halloween and she wears a bracelet. i also need a ----- T-shirt and a ----backpack.
Me: You're to ugly to be ----. You're gonna scare kids away.
Uncle: bitch please, i ain't handing out candy for no babies. I'm going to a fucking party. my costume gonna be hella gansgter yo.
Me: Oh fasho! I gotchu, I'll hook you up with mah nigga who made mah bracelet.
Uncle: i gi u fi dolla.
With
Sandy: i wonder if she was fucking me
Sandy: with me*
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Are You Drunk?
Phuong: i think i need to start cutting back on drinks during the week
Eric: are you drunk?
Phuong: at some point i will alcoholic and accidentally the whole thing
Eric: cause I AM
Phuong: YESSSSSSSSSS!!!
Doc Helped
Phuong: we'll see how many pills i can get myself on.
Phuong: one for depression, one for anxiety, muscle relaxers
Eric: really? the doc helped you out?
Phuong: it was so easy getting antidepressants, i'm sure i could get anything else i asked for
Eric: heroin!
Phuong: maybe he has a crunch on me and is just trying to please me in the only doctoral way he knows how!
Phuong: "doctor, i have a problem with erections."
Eric: tell him your prostate hurts
Phuong: HAHAH
“Believe me when I say I appreciate that you’re not a flamer. Not because...”
– Fleep
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“caffeine makes everything better”
– Joanna
Snoring
Phuong: so the camping trip made me self-conscious about my snoring and i'm looking into snoring aids
Phuong: what does it sound like? am i choking and gasping for air?
Eric: no, you sound like your enjoying yourself
Phuong: what
Brian: I'm changing...
Brian [whispering]: ...into my singlet!
Phuong: Never ever whisper that to me again.
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