May 2011
33 posts
Just Plain Sad
thefastfoodfiles:
I won’t mention the hair I found in a taquito last year. I will not even base this rating on the extremely slow morning service which can test the patience of any good soul.
No, today I am basing my rating on the fact that my order of bacon and egg taquitos came without bacon. An egg-only taquito is just plain sad.
from Tony M., Whataburger - Dallas, TX
Wait. They make...
Friday - by Kyle Puccia (originally by Rebecca...
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Anal
ReasonablySmart: We need to get one thing straight: my twitter handle is an anagram. As was my LJ. Therefore any claims are strictly those of coincidence.
phuongmai: Robert Anal Masys?
phuongmai: Oh, Alan. #honestmistake #iswear
ReasonablySmart: Ouch
phuongmai: I'm kind of an idiot. Sorry. :-(
ReasonablySmart: That's it, I'm changing the name to "Amber's Story"
“Hey, you’re kind of pretentious! Have you heard of Lapham’s...”
– Kristofer; being called pretentious by a hipster is probably the highlight of my life
WiFi Is So Cool
thefastfoodfiles:
No more than 3 stars because the coffee is, well, the Wal-Mart of coffee. Starbucks HAS inspired me to be poetic, though. A Haiku: WiFi is so cool Because I can Yelp while in The Starbucks Bathroom.
from Herra Chink y., Starbucks - Chicago, IL
The Fast Food Files →
Phuong: i'm a little drunk.
Matt: as usual
Watchtwentyfourbit:
Bon Iver Covers Raitt, Hathaway on Fallon
Rather than perform LP2’s first single, “Calgary,” which most have heard a few times by now, Bon Iver’s Justin Vernon mixed it up for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon tonight by unleashing that new tune’s unlikely B-side: a cover of 1991 Bonnie Raitt hit “I Can’t Make You Love Me,” garnished by a dash of her 1989 single “Nick of Time.” What’s...
6 Things To Look Forward To If The Rapture...
Redistribution of wealth: Everyone gets richer!
Fewer people driving cars: This means fewer pedestrians getting hit, less demand for gas (and thus lower gas prices!), and lower greenhouse gas emissions.
No more fugly-ass Priuses on the roads: Prius owners are way the hell to pious to not get into Heaven, so those bastards will be gone.
Fox News will finally be off the air.
More booze for the...
me: there's also another song that i really hate
i don't know what it's called or who does it because i always change the radio
it starts out "it's gonna be a good day. it's gonna be a good good day"
really? how good again?
GENIUS LYRICS.
WHERE IS YOUR GRAMMY.
Sandy: Hahahaha
me: i can't find this good good day song at all
Sandy: Look it up on hype machine
me: i don't even know what it's called
oh
it's the black eyed peas
http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA
well shit.
i guess they do have a grammy.
fuck me.
fuckkkkkk, they even got a grammy for THAT song.
ugh
i officially give up on music forever.
Sandy: HAHAHAHAHA
I don't like that song either
me: ugh, this is probably the most depressing conversation we've ever had.
Our Nation's?
Chris: Justin Bieber is one of our nation's finest young talents.
me: he's canadian
isn't he?
Chris: oh no
I've made a huge mistake.
me: yep. just googled it.
you just complimented canada.
Chris: FUCKKKK
me: pretty much.
You know what's funny?
peanutweeter:
via @MikeSchism
“My cousin who is lesbian changed her name from Sara to Tegan, and at one point...”
– Nick R.
“The whiskey steak was done phonemically well.”
– Yelp Reviewer on the Dromer, Omaha, NE
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Bin Laden’s Compound Gets A Bum Review On Google... →
chartier:
We live in a strange and bizarrely humorous world.
Preempt
Phuong: osama bin laden dead!!!
Eric: I hope this doesn't preempt celebrity apprentice.
