Just Plain Sad
thefastfoodfiles: I won’t mention the hair I found in a taquito last year. I will not even base this rating on the extremely slow morning service which can test the patience of any good soul. No, today I am basing my rating on the fact that my order of bacon and egg taquitos came without bacon. An egg-only taquito is just plain sad. from Tony M., Whataburger - Dallas, TX Wait. They make...
Friday - by Kyle Puccia (originally by Rebecca...
ReasonablySmart: We need to get one thing straight: my twitter handle is an anagram. As was my LJ. Therefore any claims are strictly those of coincidence.
phuongmai: Robert Anal Masys?
phuongmai: Oh, Alan. #honestmistake #iswear
phuongmai: I'm kind of an idiot. Sorry. :-(
ReasonablySmart: That's it, I'm changing the name to "Amber's Story"
Hey, you’re kind of pretentious! Have you heard of Lapham’s...– Kristofer; being called pretentious by a hipster is probably the highlight of my life
WiFi Is So Cool
thefastfoodfiles: No more than 3 stars because the coffee is, well, the Wal-Mart of coffee. Starbucks HAS inspired me to be poetic, though. A Haiku: WiFi is so cool Because I can Yelp while in The Starbucks Bathroom. from Herra Chink y., Starbucks - Chicago, IL
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Phuong: i'm a little drunk.
Matt: as usual
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Redistribution of wealth: Everyone gets richer! Fewer people driving cars: This means fewer pedestrians getting hit, less demand for gas (and thus lower gas prices!), and lower greenhouse gas emissions. No more fugly-ass Priuses on the roads: Prius owners are way the hell to pious to not get into Heaven, so those bastards will be gone. Fox News will finally be off the air. More booze for the...
me: there's also another song that i really hate
i don't know what it's called or who does it because i always change the radio
it starts out "it's gonna be a good day. it's gonna be a good good day"
really? how good again?
WHERE IS YOUR GRAMMY.
me: i can't find this good good day song at all
Sandy: Look it up on hype machine
me: i don't even know what it's called
it's the black eyed peas
i guess they do have a grammy.
fuckkkkkk, they even got a grammy for THAT song.
i officially give up on music forever.
I don't like that song either
me: ugh, this is probably the most depressing conversation we've ever had.
Chris: Justin Bieber is one of our nation's finest young talents.
me: he's canadian
Chris: oh no
I've made a huge mistake.
me: yep. just googled it.
you just complimented canada.
me: pretty much.
You know what's funny?
peanutweeter: via @MikeSchism
My cousin who is lesbian changed her name from Sara to Tegan, and at one point...– Nick R.
The whiskey steak was done phonemically well.– Yelp Reviewer on the Dromer, Omaha, NE [submitted by Jen] 1 Useful, 0 Funny, 0 Cool (via theyelpelite)
Bin Laden’s Compound Gets A Bum Review On Google... →
chartier: We live in a strange and bizarrely humorous world.
Phuong: osama bin laden dead!!!
Eric: I hope this doesn't preempt celebrity apprentice.