May 2011
33 posts
April 2011
34 posts
Tighten Up by The Black Keys
Hot shit,...
Yelp Compliment
Brian: I just got a Yelp compliment from someone named Zorro.
Phuong: i got a yelp compliment from someone in long beach for my review of blackbird whose profile says he likes "all things ethnic (even men)".
Brian: You win.
A Mess
Phuong: I'm sorry my place is such a mess.
Nick: No, no! I like it.
Phuong: You want to clean it.
Nick: ...a little.
Oh Shit.
Phuong: why do i hear birds?
Brian: i don't know, i have my headphones on.
Brian: hopefully not stuck in the ceiling.
Brian: MAYBE YOU'RE JUST IN LOVE.
Phuong: oh shit.
Mai
Nick: What's your last name?
Phuong: Mai?
Nick: Yeah, yours.
Phuong: No, that's my last name. Mai. M-A-I.
Ice Cream Flavors: Summer 2011
pistachio rhubarb swirl (whole toasted pistachios, rhubarb syrup swirled in)
s’mores (vanilla ice cream with toasted marshmallows, graham cracker crumbles, and milk chocolate chunks)
toasted coconut and raspberry (ice cream with coconut milk, toasted coconut flakes, raspberry syrup swirl)
honey beet (puréed beets with honey)
red velvet (buttermilk, cocoa, vanilla, and red food coloring)
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My High School Boyfriend Was Gay →
Health and Lies
I just spent the last half hour completing a health assessment through Blue Cross Blue Shield just so i could get $20 off my health insurance each month. Now it’s telling me to focus on some things that i completely disagree with, not only because it’s all blatantly wrong information about myself that it collected, but because i had no choice but to answer the questions in the ways...
Creep by Jon Brion as Tom Waits (originally by...
“i bought everything for dinner last night except chicken and rice. if you...”
– Text message to Paul. Just because we’re not dating anymore doesn’t mean i can’t still abuse my power over him.
Occupation: Hecklers
Phuong: i feel like we've become office misers.
Phuong: we need canes and a lawn to yell at people to keep off of.
Brian: are we those two old guys on the muppets?
Phuong: only good things can come from this comparison.
Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes (dot) tumblr (dot)... →
“I wish i could google “husband’s favorite beer”.”
– Sandy
Things I Have Said Since Paul And I Called It...
At least he called me badass.
His chapter isn’t long enough.
Two bus lines is too many anyway.
And then we watched Die Hard 4.
I was like, “Friends don’t kiss.” And then i kissed him.
I don’t have sissy emotions.
Now that we’re not dating anymore, i can tell people this thing on my arm is from him beating me and i won’t feel bad about it.
“So when we were leaving the sharks game last night, some people behind us were...”
– Joanna
