Here are the bios i wrote for Bawdy. November 2010: Phuong is writing a memoir based on all of his dating adventures and misadventures. His dates haven’t been scared away by this yet; the fact that he can’t hold onto a man is purely coincidental. October 2011: Unadventurous, yet severely accident prone, Phuong has no desire to find excitement because of what already falls in his...
me: you should be lucy and charlie brown
me: and danger can be snoopy
Sandy: i'm not taking him to the party
Sandy: i mean danger
Sandy: because then i have to take care of him
me: did you think i thought you mean your husband?
Geyser of Awesome →
You guys, Archie McPhee has a tumblr and i am dying of laughter. I think i reached the end of the internet.
[Drunk] Texts From Last Night
Phuong: bueno estas
Phuong: yo me nombre phuong
Phuong: estoy drunkado
A New Form
Jenn: So what's new with you?
Phuong: I have a new form of bulimia where instead of sticking my finger down my throat, i drink until i vomit.
Debra: That's called alcoholism.