copycats: Excuses (ukulele cover) by Andy Fitch...
MY BABY IS WALKING.
Ricky Martin outing himself: didn’t see that coming, although other guys...– Jared Schwartz
(Please, Oh Please, Oh Please, Oh Please...)
Brian: i wish some not already ridiculously gay guy would come out of the closet.
Brian: like, not clay aiken, lance bass, or ricky martin, please.
Phuong: crossing my fingers for sam worthington.
This dude started following me on twitter right after i tweeted about my bad karaoke night. His bio says, “Home page of the Twitter account for JDSVoice: the John D. Scott School of Voice”. Frown.
Brian: have you seen this guy?
Phuong: yeah, saw him in the conference room earlier with [HR].
Brian: not a looker?
Phuong: it always bugs me when a new young asian guy is hired, because i wonder if i'm cuter.
Phuong: and after a couple hours (or sometimes seconds) of internal debate, i determine that i'm better.
Brian: i could probably amateur-psychoanalyze that, but i'll refrain.
Phuong: i have little shame at this point.
Brian: i think if i had a tumblr i would post this exchange.
Phuong: i'll do it for the both of us.
Big Bang Theory
Last night i was talking to a friend about bad CBS shows before my internet took a massive shit in the middle of the conversation. I didn’t get to finish what i was saying, and when the internet came back, my friend had gone. So to finish off my thoughts, i am writing here. I have watched Big Bang Theory once and i could not find the appeal of it. Unless you’re a nerd and you find...
dong dong dong dong.– Jessica Fenchurch
This is mostly just for me to remember so i can play later at home.
Renee: If you don't ask him out i'll tell my mom to bug you until you do.
Phuong: Oh that's so unfair because she totally will!
Phuong: what kind of alcohol enthusiast do you think i am
Phuong: i'm not just a drunk
Josh: "alcohol enthusiast"
Josh: so you'll be going to AeA?
Phuong: will you be going to terrible jokes anonymous?
I would have been creaming and running around like a crazy girl– Saeedi, re: hottest pepper in the world
Slow Cook Challenge
Joanna: i might just tell art he can buy a cheapo slow cooker
Joanna: and i'll get a tagine
Joanna: and then we can iron chef to the death!!!
me: really really slowly to the death.
Do you know how sad it is to be sitting in a sausage and beer joint on a sunday afternoon with your friends who are all drinking beer and then to have a glass of wine for yourself when you have given up beer for Lent? Pretty sad.
Phuong: sur la table has a sale on the le creuset i want
Phuong: what should i do
Brian: you should buy it, and then braise your heart out all weekend.
Brian: since it's going to be like 80 degrees.
Phuong: i could be one of those suburbanites who braises game hen for a dinner party and serves shrimp cocktails
Phuong: i could be a WASP.
As someone who is not straight, i feel that i should be exempt from female crazytime. Please take your uterus and go outside. It is not welcome in my presence.
Haight-Area Homeless People Reportedly Swipe Park... →
Two homeless people commandeered a U.S. Park Police golf-cart-type maintenance vehicle in San Francisco late last week and drove it through the city on an auto burglary spree before one of them assaulted a city worker, according to police. … “They apparently drove around all night,” Struckman said. “They showed up at 6:15 a.m. in the Panhandle.”
The Money And The Thrill
Josh: sometimes i feel like a crack whore these days
Phuong: i do it for the money and the thrill.
Phuong: and when the thrill wears off, i use the money to buy some crack.
Things San Franciscans Are Not Sure If They Like:... →
Knowing what I know now I probably wouldn’t sit in a deserted alley between 6th and 7th, but I didn’t know what I know now so there I was sitting on the cement when I was punched in the head by a bum. Wasn’t that crazy mean homeless man exactly who the sit/lie law is supposed to protect me from? But instead it was almost like he was on citizen’s patrol, because he enforced...
his neck is so big. hes like a human, smiling thumb– fenchurch, on Stupidface
Clogging My Will To Live
[This is a personal post so skip it if you don’t care, but i need to vent about my disgusting gloommate.] I cleaned the bathtub on monday and last night while showering, i nearly slipped and hit my head and DIED because the bottom of the tub was already slimy and gritty and gross. THREE DAYS, people. This is not my doing. How do i know this for sure? Because last time i cleaned the tub was...
Safe for work, i promise! (via fenchurch)
Also, I Just Realized That I'm Asian
Phuong: i have to leave in two minutes
Phuong: i need to make my way over to the great mall and get shot.
Catherine: whut why
Phuong: my friend has a gallery opening there
Phuong: at the great mall, of all places.
Phuong: also, i just realized that i'm asian
Phuong: and there's a new temp that's been here for a couple weeks who is also asian
Phuong: and i hope no one thinks he's cuter than me.
Wendy's chili 'Finger Lady' back in San Jose, but... →
This Wendy’s is located at Alma and 1st/Monterey in San Jose. I love pointing that out to people.
Catherine: [article about dangerous smoke outside]
Phuong: stay inside and shut the windows!
Catherine: guess we're not going outside for a walk
Catherine: electronics recycling plant = NASTY shit in the air
Phuong: stick the baby outside. you don't need to hear his crying when you're protecting yourself.
Catherine: hold on. let me wake him up and put him on the stairs
Catherine: I'm sure he'll manage
Phuong: leave some knives, forks, and broken glass out there for him to play with.
Phuong: babies get bored really easily.
Catherine: good idea
Catherine: I should give him a sippy filled with vodka, too. he'll be quieter that way
Accidental Babies by Damien Rice I know i already...