December 2010
35 posts
GGNRA
Joseph: "Golden Gate NRA"
Phuong: I don't think that's the "NRA" NRA.
Joseph: What could it be if it's not the "NRA" NRA?
Phuong: "National...Regional"—wait, that already doesn't make sense.
Jew
Brian: Wait, aren't you Jewish?
Phuong: I'm Jew-ish.
River by Travis (originally by Joni Mitchell)
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Saddest Name
Cat: hey hoochface
Phuong: waddup skanktimus prime?
Phuong: that's like the saddest name i've ever come up with.
“I have preset emoticons on my phone, but I have no idea what they’re...”
– Anna
“being raped more than once a week is just tiring”
– Scottie
Secret Facebook Groups
Phuong: apparently facebook groups emails everyone you add to a group, even if its secret
Phuong: because the group is secret only to the outside world, not to the members.
Phuong: basically, if i had named my group "assholes with small dicks" instead of "the usual suspects", i'd be in trouble.
Phuong: although, now i want to create a group called "assholes with small dicks" and add all my guy friends.
“taking pillowcases off pillows now makes me think of your penis.”
– Pei
Total Bitch
Scottie: i was reading some of my messages on skype and im a total bitch..
like out of context
im such a bitch
i mean at the time it must have been hilarious
but reading them now
im liek wtff
is wrong with me
d00ds
[Picking out skins for my netbook.]
me: which one will help me pick up d00ds when i'm sitting at a coffeeshop?
Eric: probably one with a big dong on it?
Eric: i dunno what gay dudes are into, but i imagine it's dongs
Paul Paul Paul
One thing that i’ll miss about Chris is that he couldn’t say my name. Not that he didn’t know how to spell it, but he couldn’t pronounce it or anything near it to save his life. Every attempt was a tenuous grasp: “f-fff-fuu…” or “fffonn…”
Instead, for the duration of our relationship, he called me Paul. It was always “spending the...
Pretty Tree
Tu-Uyen: did u see my pretty tree
me: no
Tu-Uyen: fb
me: i wish i cared enough to look
me: wait, no i don't.
One Foot Tsunami: Giant Pandas Are Poorly Designed →
marco:
Paul Kafasis teaches us why giant pandas “are simply not good at making more pandas.”
I argued that pandas suck at life three years ago, and it’s good to get more support for the cause.
Pisco Sours
Sarang: i can't have pisco sours tho
Sarang: bc of the egg
me: oh
Sarang: but i hear they're good
me: sad times
me: i love pisco sours
me: this place has good cocktails
Sarang: indeed
Sarang: well you enjoy all manner of froth in your mouth, i think
me: bitch.
Sarang: tell me i lie
me: :(
WatchNeil Young and Bruce Springsteen perform Willow Smith’s Whip My Hair on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Amazing commercial →
Created by a company called Psyop; they make some of the best videos i’ve ever seen.
