Texts From Last Hour
Phuong: (a) i learned how phil uses so much toilet paper. (b) do people just sometimes "forget" to flush the toilet? (c) how do you unlearn things? mental scrub?
Chelsea: Oh my god do i even want to know? I am so curious and yet preemptively horrified.
Phuong: i think you already know.
From CNN: Police said Sunday they have “no known suspects” in the case. “We are not looking for any known suspects,” Glynn County Police Chief Matt Doering said. “That doesn’t say that there are no suspects. They’re just not known to us.” Not that this story isn’t tragic, but these quotes make my brain hurt. “People’s beat,”...
Translation Party →
Heathers to be adapted for television →
I sang a song for you. (Retrying this because the...
Woodcock-Johnson is just not a good name for anything.
Video appears in paper magazines →
[Rajesh Mirchandani] likened the technology to the Daily Prophet - a newspaper with moving pictures described in the Harry Potter books. THIS IS THE FUTURE. MUGGLES MIMIC MAGIC THROUGH TECHNOLOGY. AMAZING.
Man vs Wild
Last night i was watching Mythbusters. After that had ended, Man vs Wild came on, and i had never actually watched it before. My first thought was that Bear Grylls is a very attractive man. The next thing i know, he’s also very naked. Can this happen to me more often please?
How To Eat A Banana →
This is life-changing. (via @zefrank)
Phuong: She looks like a bitch.
Serena: Because she is a bitch.
So you converted to Judaism so you could not practice it?– Lauren
Jenn: it refers to this 4-legged walking machine
Phuong: the thing that attacked the little teddy bears, right?
Jenn: ewoks and yes heh
Phuong: HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
Josh: Scared by the all caps
Chris: do you think it's wrong that I steal spoons from high-end dining places?
Phuong: no. i find it relieving that you also steal.
Dottie: so this morning i did a boo boo
so u know the annoying flatmate
Dottie: he also works w/me but we dont leave at the same time
cuz i avoid to
so either i hv to go early or late
so today i decided to go later
but that loser dragged on and came late
so i had to be on bus w/him
i meant to sms the cool flatmate saying "i tried to go late to avoid him but he drags"
but i sms'ed the annoying one!
deleted it right away but think it went through and was on the same bus
Dottie: so he knows i hate him
me: that. is. AWESOME
he's at the other cubicle
me: right now?
Cute’s the only thing that counts naked.– Susan
Motherly Quirk, Part 1
Apparently, when you ignore my mother’s phone call, she will leave a message and call back the next day. When you ignore that call, she will leave a message and call back the next day. You can do this for about a week, because i have 6 unlistened-to voice messages from her now.
Win. And I Didn't Even Have To Try.
Tonight i was craving cookies and milk so bad. I have cookies from Trader Joe’s that i bought last week, but they were a little stale. My choices were to either continue sitting around in my underwear or walk to the market and buy cookies and milk. After an informal poll, the unanimous answer was to sit around in my underwear (some people were swayed by the sitting around, others were...
I got Todd Mulcahy’d.
Jenn: lol sure ill be there in a sex
Jenn: er sec
Brian: freudian slip?
Brian: thinking about edward...?
Jenn: you know it...ooo oh god... edward my sparkling scintilating adonis... how i want you... oh please bite me passionately and give me some semblance of a life and personality... oh baby
phuong: i am much superiorz than youuuuu
jenn: and your penis is huge
ISO: Good Cheesesteak
gravitywins: If there is one thing our area lacks it’s a consummate cheesesteak. Like anywhere. You could probably eat literally 100 different cheesesteaks in the area, and I’ve tried a lot of them, but all anyone can ever come up with is “good.” Good doesn’t cut it for me—Steak + Cheese + Bread = Good no matter how inept of a cook you are, but great cheesesteak is hard to come by. I’m...