April 2009
33 posts
March 2009
54 posts
My Experience On Omegle.com
Stranger: apple
You: orange
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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“Sorry. I’m still cold in the middle.”
– Me (to Wahlgren in the kitchen, in reference to heating up my food in the microwave)
Just about my favorite thing i’ve ever said to anyone.
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Licking Pornos
[at work]
phuong: i found something very interesting about my website traffic last night
phuong: one of the referring sites was http://freeliveporno.org/
jenn: holy shit you suck
jenn: i totally almost licked that
jenn: er clicked
phuong: HAHAHAHA
jenn: christ
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This Actually Happens Quite Often
[A bit after midnight, the phone rings]
Phuong: Hello?
Anna: Are you sleeping?
Phuong: Are you drunk?
Hot by Missy Elliot, Remixed by Ratatat
I...
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Oh...Jews...
Susan: [my company] doesnt close for christmas
Susan: maybe this year they will
Susan: fingers crossed
Phuong: like, what kind of losers don't do anything for christmas?
Phuong: oh
Phuong: jews.
Rules for Notdating Me
Basics: Anything i want from you, you can want from me. Beyond that, here are the rules:
I am not your boyfriend. You are not my boyfriend. Do not fall in love with me—i will kick your ass.
We have the liberty to use each other—as dates, stand-ins, pretend boyfriends, general purpose, and other.
When i tell you to take off your pants, you better damn well take off your pants.
Keep in mind that...
WatchNova by flight404, with audio by Helios
This is one of my favorite videos from this guy. More available on his vimeo page or his blog.
Theme by Jon Brion, from the soundtrack for...
“The new Facebook provides definitive proof that Twitter and Tumblr had sex 40...”
– Jason Kottke
OMG... YES! →
(via winterbell)
Very cool images of panoramas warped into their own little planets.
Dussenly!
phuong: i thought the "in process" referred to whether or not it was wrangled
phuong: am i wrong?
phuong: i dussenly feel wrong.
phuong: suddenly
phuong: well that makes me look good.
i have to stop blaming you for the reason why i've...
burl:
drawing-cowboys:
52hearts:
there was life before you and there is life after you. and i must remember that i have always been someone else without you and that’s the person i need to be right now, and from now on.
Funny. I almost reblogged this too. FML? No. Just funny. Funny hmm, not funny haha.
But blaming you would be easy because then i wouldn’t have to admit to myself that...
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Happiness Is...
Me: I hadn't been happy for a few months, and i forgot what it was like.
Christina: It's like having extra butter on your popcorn
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St Patrick's Fraud
Brian: Fyi, I have jury duty tomorrow. Not sure about Wed. yet, but I'll let you know.
Phuong: jury duty = st patrick's day celebrations
Phuong: don't know about wednesday = possible hangover
Brian: damn it, i've been figured out already!
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Buddy, The Office Dog
Buddy: [whine]
Lisa: He's been whining for months.
Jenn: Phuong, throw something at him.
Phuong: I don't have anything...i want to...get rid of...here.
Growing Sentences with David Foster Wallace →
via Jason Kottke
WatchIra Glass delivers a lecture on good storytelling.
Watching the man speak, watching the man work, just watching the man is a great experience.
Lies I've Told My 3-Year-Old Recently →
Pink Moon by Nick Drake
This one’s for you,...
“I asked her if I could kiss her. It tasted of chocolate.”
– Barack Obama, on his first kiss with Michelle
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Slow
12.54 me: i caught a virus on tuesday.
12.54 me: no, i caught a dozen viruses on tuesday.
12.55 josh: we
12.55 josh: we're still talking about computers, right?
12.56 me: oh hey remember that time i stopped talking to you?
12.56 josh: yeah?
13.02 josh: oh i get it
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The Book of Esther, as told by Chelsea
Chelsea: i love you for making hamentashen you should go read esther while they’re baking that’s what you’re supposed to do read the book of esther while getting tanked or just the wiki article basically, she’s so fucking hot that she saves the jews me: HAHAHAHA Chelsea: no really like the king of persia is going through his harem trying to decide who he wants to...
Soul Stealing
Some cultures believe that when you have your picture taken, a part of your soul gets stolen. If that were the case, then people who are photographed often would have no soul—people like Paris Hilton, George W. Bush, and Britney Spears.
On Mom and Movies
One of the best things about being at mom’s house is watching her watch television: chinese movies dubbed into vietnamese with chinese subtitles? the latest B-rated crocodile movie on Scifi? Old classics she has never seen and then praises, saying i should watch them? Priceless.
“You’re so vain you prob’ly think this blog is about you.”
– Kat, about the fact that it took me 2 hours to pick out my outfit last night and another 30 minutes to change my mind and get dressed this morning.
“We have the rest of our lives to make mistakes and choose the wrong path, but...”
– -Phuong (via drawing-cowboys)
I’m like insightful or something.
BBC NEWS | Canada bus killer not accountable →
drawing-cowboys:
Are you shitting me?
“Mr Li, a former church custodian and computer programmer who immigrated to Canada in 2001, stabbed Mr McLean, who was sitting next to him, 50 or 60 times before cutting off his head and removing internal organs.”
On a bus. And you aren’t culpable? Really Canada? This is the first time I have ever been disappointed in you.
WHAT?! Manson. Dahmer. Gacy....
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Noodles For Sale by Victor Paredes
...
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Ron: is stuck in Excel spreadsheet hell.
Robert: isn't "Excel Spreadsheet hell" a redundant statement?
me: sometimes i wonder if people really love me the way they say they do
kat: i love you how i say i do and so much more
kat: you are one of the best things in my life in a very long time
Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space by...
THRU YOU →
“What you see is what you hear.”
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Bitter, not sour
Me: I am annoyed with translators that don't work both ways.
Me: For instance: my Mac widget can translate "sûr" to "sure", but it can't do it back, so if i enter "sure" it spits our "sure".
Me: "are you sure?" = "es-tu sure ?" = "are you sour?"
Thib: Apparently you're bitter, not sour.
