An Extremely Important Point About AVATAR That I...
tylercoates: dyfl: Sam Worthington is the hottest man on the face of the planet and I want to make babies with him. Or at least try reeeeaaaally hard. Sure that’s predictable, he’s “classically handsome” or whatever, but if him being FUCKING HOT is predictable then I don’t want to be a wild and crazy maverick. Or something. Whatever, I’m so alone. HE IS SO HOT. He’s White Trash in a Suit....
clientsfromhell: Client: sdfpiuaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu””””’ Me: What the fuck? Client: Sorry, my cat got onto the key-board How has no one addressed the fact that you don’t say, “What the fuck?” to a client? This isn’t funny or cute; it’s fucking...
I (not-so-)secretly want my gloommate to find my Twitter and Tumblr accounts and see just how much i complain about him and all the weird shit he does. And i want him to stop doing what he’s fucking doing. And i want it to burn. Merry Christmas, asshole.
The Pho Garden Challenge →
I predict a massive stomachache leading up to have-to-poo pains followed by a visit to Dr Toilet.
Phuong: i just touched something sticky on my keyboard...
Phuong: has saeedi been looking up fleshlights and real dolls on my computer?
Bulk cover update shows erroneous error. It is also redundantly redundant.– Noriega
Brian: okay, now do we need to make sure you don't go get drunk at the lookout w/[gay man] & co. between now and jan. 1?
Phuong: I'm pretty sure this won't happen unless jesus drops a miracle-bomb on me.
Brian: i love the visual image of that.
Things I Should Have Said On All My Dates
Jenn: this sounds like you “I’m totally down to cuddle but can we please not talk?”
Phuong: dude, that totally does sound like me
You can stir in the sugar, but be sure not to– Unfinished sentence in my beer making instructions. This could end disastrously.
I seriously can’t decide which i am less lazy/more motivated to do right now: (1) go out and buy some damn food, which takes little effort, but requires money and being out in the cold OR (2) make homemade biscuits to eat with my bacon because i can’t just eat bacon by itself
Glee Songs →
The title is entirely self-descriptive. Songs from the television show ‘Glee’.
Brooks on Beer: Utopias in a beer glass →
[…] Samuel Adams announced the release of its new Utopias. At 27 percent alcohol by volume, it’s the strongest beer in America and also one of the most intriguing — the product of 53 different barrels and several unusual ingredients.
Swirling light seen over Norway →
Use Somebody by Pixie Lott (originally by Kings of...
Anna: you're going to drunk dial him?
Phuong: no, i'm going to couragejuice dial him.
nice. a love born in vampire heaven.– Brian, re: McGee and i admitting to each other that we watched/read Twilight
don’t let the man victimize you! protect employee rights to hold...– Susan
Patron arrested for allegedly waving pistol at... →
THIS IS OUR AFTER-WORK BAR!
LOL = Phuong the Jew saves Christmas– Thib
River by Joni Mitchell This is one of two...
From an email i just received from my niece about her baby: I can’t stop laughing. Kevin took the baby to the doctor’s yesterday for her 12 month check up and as usual, there was the mandatory barrage of mental evaluation type questions. He just now filled me in on one particular statement made by Averie’s doctor: “Now that she is one and becoming more and more self...
Stirred, Not Shaken
James Bond famously orders his martinis “shaken, not stirred”. Here is my problem with this: he’s a god damn douchebag. You don’t shake a martini. You can shake certain other cocktails, but you can’t shake a martini. The act of shaking melts the ice enough that it dilutes the spirit and waters down the drink. It doesn’t open up the flavors any more than simple...
I need to man up and do things bymelf.– Christina Torres
Chris: I think we should have a deadline for a name
Phuong: okay. what did i come up with yesterday?
Phuong: bro brew
Phuong: guy grog
Phuong: man mead
Chris: these all sound gross
i know i am going to regret saying this…but i just learned a female donkey...– Jenn