November 2009
53 posts
October 2009
40 posts
Just Layin On The Ground
- jenn: should have seen the book i had earlier!
- jenn: there was one picture
- jenn: and all it was
- jenn: was a peen and balls
- jenn: unattached
- jenn: just layin on the ground
- phuong: WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT
- jenn: cause
- jenn: i get that reaction
“I can’t hear you—you’re breaking up. You’re breaking up. Wait, no, i’m breaking up. With you.”
—me, on the phone
“I almost got jiggy with it.”
—Jenn, re: polka music
Discharged
- phuong: [book on STIs]
- phuong: Case 20 A Gay Man with Anal Discharge
- jenn: dude
- phuong: ...
- phuong: i think i'm in trouble.
- phuong: :-X
- jenn: so unnecessary
- jenn: and why are you in trouble
- jenn: you have anal discharge?
- phuong: ACK THERE ARE PICTURES
- jenn: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahaha
- jenn: serves you right
A Breakup Line
After dinner, when they give us our boxed-up leftovers and we pay the bill, i say, “You can take all that home since i’m leaving,” adding under my breath, “…you.”
Paranormal State – Caught faking entire show →
ghosttheory.com
This only really breaks my heart. I love watching that lesbian Ryan Buell going around and talking to ghosts.
Clue: Secrets & Spies →
hasbro.com
Not really sure how i feel about this new game. Here’s an article from the NYTimes.
Play
Body on balcony mistaken for Halloween decoration →
mercurynews.com
The body of a 75-year-old man sat decomposing on a balcony for days because neighbors thought it was part of a Halloween display and didn’t call police.
Aside from the tragedy, these two sentences caught my eye:
Mostafa Mahmoud Zayed apparently had been dead since Monday with a single gunshot wound to one eye.
…
The body will be examined to determine the cause of death
