January 2012
45 posts
The Most Badass Excerpt From Barney Frank's...
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?
iPod
Sandy: do you have an ipod lying around that you can sell me?
me: no, i use mine for grindr
me: i mean
me: words with friends.
me: and music
me: duh
Sandy: oh haha
me: music.
Sandy: perv
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Best Person Guaranteed to Whip San Francisco Into an Orgiastic Frenzy: Anthony Bourdain
Best Inanimate Object to Whip San Francisco Into an Orgiastic Frenzy: A map of San Francisco
Best Men’s Room to Check Out Another Man’s Junk That Doesn’t Have Mirrors Above the Urinals: Delirium, Edinburgh…
1 tag
What Are Those Friends Called Who Are Not Really...
Tu-Uyen: i hope your bday celebration
is not on lunar new year
weekend
The Moment I Receive Your Wedding Invitation, I...
Tu-Uyen: do u know a great guitarist
for wedding ceremony
and cocktail hour
haha
me: nope
Tu-Uyen: useless
December 2011
22 posts
Jew Jokes
Chelsea: well happy chanukah
Phuong: to life!
Phuong: shalom
Phuong: l'chaim
Phuong: etc
Chelsea: i'm already getting ferschnickered
Phuong: i will when i go home tonight and polish off that bottle of grzaniec
Phuong: get it? polish? grzaniec?
Chelsea: A+