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Yesterday i received this email. Nutshell: The storytelling show i occasionally do has chosen me as one of the best storytellers (even though it looks like the list is pretty long of all the best storytellers). Click here to vote for me (or others, whatever), and the 5 with the highest votes will be invited back. Tickets available here. More event details here.

(via thatserena)

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• Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
• Barney Frank: No.
• Interviewer: Why not?
• Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
• Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
• Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?

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• Sandy: do you have an ipod lying around that you can sell me?
• me: no, i use mine for grindr
• me: i mean
• me: words with friends.
• me: and music
• me: duh
• Sandy: oh haha
• me: music.
• Sandy: perv